7th Grade Chat Updates

 So. Today, I didn't feel like writing much. But I don't want to disappoint you guys. So.  I don't really know what I should do. So I'm putting a poem that I wrote and took way too much time.  Allegedly, artists are always awake Basically, bartenders banter by being blank Coincidentally, coaches can’t complete certain chapters Dedicated dads dodge dairy drinks Eventually, everyone educated employs erratic eagles First, farmers farm fresh flaxseeds Good girls get good grades Having happy hands hurts health I invented innocence in Italy Joking jellyfish jump jeering jaguars Koalas kill kindhearted kiwis Lazy ladies look like little lemurs Maggie made many marvelous mini meals Nobody nationalized Nebraska Oh ok, Oprah opened overcooked oatmeal People prefer pleasant petite peaches Quaint quails question quenching quetzals Right, rambunctious rabbits rock rap music Some siblings supply Sunday supper This thing totally tested tolerance Underrated, unknown, unrelated Vexing v...

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 Welcome to the official 7th Grade Chat blog. Today we're going to talk about the reason Jonathan Miller was created. In a recent interview with one of the people behind Jonathan, they said, and I quote,   "after facing much bullying on the internet, we wanted to teach these bullies a lesson by showing them how their words and actions can affect someone else's life. the number of people being unkind to "Jonathan Miller", simply because of their appearance, ethnicity, or mental state was very sad. we decided to teach this group of people a lesson, by showing them how their "harmless jokes" could affect another's mental health. my heart goes out to those who supported Jonathan miller, and I'm very sorry for any trauma or sadness that this experiment may have caused, but its important for people to understand the true impact of their actions". According to the social experiment masterminds, this entire project was created with good intentions....

 Welcome to the official update blog for the 7th Grade Chat. Our first update comes with a bit of drama.  If you were in the chat during late January through February, you may be familiar with the name Jonathan Miller, who went by his online alias, Percy Jackson. It has been recently revealed that Jonathan was an alt created by a user of the chat. Using a network of alternate accounts, said user was able to fake the suicide of Jonathan. This caused an uproar. Before the full truth came out, there had been the release of a false document by a Dr. J. Hawthorne. Upon further research, the credentials provided in the document were phony. This brought on a revelation: Someone inside the chat had been fooling us all.  Earlier this week, it was revealed that two primary users of the chat had come up with this elaborate scheme.  There was much controversy.  As a close acquaintance of the two users, I was first-hand viewing their reactions to the whole thing.  ...